Domestic Update: SPECIAL EDITION
If you read this morning's Domestic Update you learned I was spurned by a certain Women's magazine that will remain nameless. So, I decided to get on with my life. I drove the little tractor out to the Bean Barn and picked the above pictured bountiful harvest. Is that a watermelon in the back of the picture you ask? Why yes, that is a fresh watermelon picked on December 5. What magazine would not want to feature such a wonderful December Harvest on their cover.
I am contemplating starting a new magazine called Country Persons. This magazine would not display sexist or racists policies, and would be open to stories on all Country Persons.
OK, tomorrow Mrs. PJM and I are going to make MOASF (Mother of All Stir Fries). We will start with some fresh organic chicken. We will marinate the chicken in wine, vinegar, olive oil, rosemary, basil, and thyme. We have one of those vacuum marinaters that will marinate chicken in 5 minutes. Then we will grill the chicken outside over pecan wood. We will then cut the chicken thinly, and stir fry it in olive oil with the above vegetables. The stir fry will have more wine and spices stirred in. We will then enjoy out on the balcony with fresh watermelon. This will potentially serve as a feature article in our new Country Person magazine.
They will Rue the Day. Oh yes, they will Rue the Day.