It is Oscar Wilde you asked for, and it is Oscar Wilde you get. Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde was an Irish Poet and Playwright. He is pictured here is 1882. Now guys, listen up, we learned something important this week. If you were thinking about becoming a cage fighter to impress the ladies, you are wasting your time. If you don't learn anything else from me, your time here will not have been wasted. Forget your dreams of victory in the Octagon. It wont impress them. I have two words for you . . . violin lessons. Learn to play the violin. Then get a big overcoat, but when you wear it, don't put your arms in the sleeves . . . wear the coat like a cape. Get a hat and then practice having a disinterested look on your face. From what we learned yesterday, this pretty much should do the trick.