Sunday, February 22, 2009
Wow, I got in a lot of hot water a few weeks ago using the word "Eskimo", so I will try and be more careful this time around. I am going to see if I can make it through this posting without offending anyone. Ok here goes . . . Pictured above is an Indigenous Homo Sapien. Said Indigenous Homo Sapien appears to be standing by a deceased Ursus Maritimus, sometimes referred to as a Polar Bear. The ursus maritimus appears to have expired early as the result of trauma caused by artificially sharpened artifacts thrusted into heart, lung and haunches.
Please note that blog management does not wish to imply that pictured Indigenous Homo Sapien is responsible for the death of the said Ursus Maritimus. One should not draw conclusions of who was responsible for the expiration of the Ursus Maritimus. Blog management further wishes to state that by posting this picture that they do not condone artificially causing the early expiration of Ursus Maritimus by sharpened indigenous artifacts. For that matter, blog management does not condone the early expiration of any vertebrate creature by means of sharpened indiginous artifacts. As stated earlier, management does not imply Indigenous individual was responsible for early expiration of Ursus Maritimus. Blog management feels the most likely scenario is that some how, some way, a white man is responsible for pictured massacre of the Ursus Maritimus. Likely an evil white man killed the Ursus Maritimus, and then tricked the Indigenous Individual into standing at the crime scene for said picture. Said evil white man probably laughed returned home, beat his children, kicked his dog, and attended a neo nazi or other right wing supremacist meeting.